Are you still using dialup, and paying too much?  I mean, are you paying more than $7.99 a month?  Are you getting free 24x7 telephone tech support (toll free in the US & Canada)?  If you answered yes to the first two questions and no to the last, then you should give me a call to get signed up for our low-cost dialup.

Call Torri at 1-888-290-4601, extension 22.

(If you happen to be an Embarq or Alltel customer in North Carolina, we can offer you DSL.)